Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Monday

ABOUT ME ( PART III ) - ThatPatrickStar Blog has New Layout - Any Questions For me?

Hi mortals,

this blog has certainly come some way since it was soft launched. A bunch of you had been asking me you are known as Wei Lih in person usually,  Whats up with thatPatrick(star)?

Yes.. Emulating this funny character...

thatPatrickStar

Well known TV  Nickelodeon's Cartoon series " SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS " If you still have no slightest idea of what this, you must really be living in Bikini Bottoms - Under the Sea  all these years.


Now, I must say, if you haven't yet clicked on the above video yet, you should, cos i am going to throw u viewers:

A Challenge: Watch this whole clip without wiping off that smile on your face.
( Not exactly, b'cos I won't really have any proof whether you did smile ya.It will however liven up your day )


Now contrary to this interesting character, Patrick was never on my NRIC, the fact was that it was first conjuncture in here.

That was a Makeshift Starhub Promotion Booth (Bikini Bottoms under the Sea), in case you are wondering. And I am holding Cononut Juice (Pineapple)

I was the In-charge for the Booth on the contract exercise at that time. And there was this colleague who suddenly came up with a topic for thinking up English names for everyone. He claimed that usually when he sees a person, a suitable English name should be perfect for a person.


So he said:

You got the "Patrick face". (bear in mind Spongebob has not came out then)

So I asked him how does Patrick face looked like? He said,

"You look very technical, Someone into IT and honest type" .


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As you can see, my blog now has the latest face lift. It comes with a fully functional rotatable labels called "Cloud Nine" on the left corner. You can check it out¬.

It also comes with new Tag Line :

I PineApple . I PhotoShop . I Posted.

Some of you have been asking me a few Questions and Answers and I hope to provide the answers here. I also invite you all to make a comment in the comment box below
should you have any questions for Patrick.

Q: Why Pineapple?
A: Bringing you the latest Sour, yet Sweet FRESH articles.

Original Photo taken on that Restless Morning through my Laptop Webcam: Thus the Birth of this Magnificent Pineapple Blog , hottest blog in Singapore and some say in JB
After Edited version 1.5 Banner for thatPatrickStar.blogspot.com


With warmest regards,
From the Laptop of Patrick. I ❥ u all too.










Saturday

My Son Destin Wants To Eat Wasabi - I love Icecream - Learn the words ( Humour )

When my son was about 3 years old, we bring him to the Sake Sushi Japanese Restaurant.


He had not learnt what Wasabi ワサビ(山葵) was at that point of time, but less to know how it tasted like.


However he had just learnt what the word: Ice cream (アイス -Pronounced as Aisu) and knows how it tastes like.
Like all kids in the world, they adore ice-creams. (it is one of my fav food by the way)


Wasabi Jar on the Conveyor Belt in Sake Sushi

Like most Japanese Conveyor Belt Restaurant, this thing merrily roll along...

What is this? 

I asked my son Destin casually :

"Do you want this?"

Destin answered eagerly without thinking twice : 
" I want ! I want ! "

After scooping a teaspoon of this green stuff, I put the jar back.

Destin wasn't the least happy and he screamed :  

" So less, I want more, MORE Is not enough! "
I told him he will surely find it more than enough and he did not believed me at first... until,
when he got the first taste of it...  
After that day, my son Destin learnt a new word, "Wasabi"
And you can bet since then, he is able to tell the difference between the both, Wasabi or Icecream, and how uniquely each of these tasted.

Tuesday

My Teacher is Mrs. Q - Destin conversation with Daddy ( Humor )

Mrs Q are friends with Ms R and Mr O


Destin: Daddy Daddy, my new form teacher (for this school term) is called
Mrs Q.

ME: Oh really? Did she tell you her friends were Ms R and Mr O.

Destin: Shook his Head (in confusion )~

ME: Go and notice carefully next time in school then. She will hang out with them.


If you know me personally you will realize I am damn bad one. Especially like to talk nonsense to little kids. All in the name of humor ok, no offense intended.

Again, I need to stress I respect teachers alot, it is a noble profession and I think they wake up exceptionally early and probably last few to lights out at the table lamp marking assignments. I had friends who were in the teaching profession too plus I know cos I was once a relief teacher in SJI Juniors. 

Best part was the students had to greet me:
Thank You Mr O and may God bless you. (wow.. how heartening. I feel so blessed)

With warmest regards,
From the Desk of Patrick. I ❥ u all too.